SEASON 3

This page will recap the lore events of Season 3. The current crew as of Season 3 is:

Rich Piana was sitting in the bathroom while his chauffeur was piloting his insanely expensive, priceless flying yacht over the boundless streets of Tokyo, Japan. While he was sitting in the bathroom, comfortable on the porcelain toilet, he began to squeeze his innards as a knotted lump of shit fell as if it was being targeted by gravity itself. Falling this hard, it made a huge splash against the toilet water, creating waves and having the water touch Rich Piana's hairy ass, and asshole. Making an immense effort to expunge the rest of this from his body, his facial expressions were pained; he was grunting and borderline shouting. His cheeks turned slightly red, as he was using most of his strength to perform this task. He flushed the toilet as soon this fell; yet he fell victim to yet another slab of hardened shit trying to break its way through his butthole. Earlier, he ate nothing but caviar and champagne (and pussy). Not falling for this for the second time, he flushed vigorously and stood up with pride. He was finished. But, he did not take into account the aftermath. He looked over to the side of the toilet... and there was no toilet paper. Frozen in terror, he calls over his pilot to give him a wad of one-hundred dollar bills. He wiped his ass with joy, and stood proudly, pulling his pants up. Walking out of the bathroom, looking back at the toilet; he turns off the light and smirks. He shuts the door and takes a seat in his million dollar chair near the front-view of the yacht.

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